Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Dancing With The Stars

The Dancing with the Stars Results show is generally a yawner, filled with lame packages, and no-name performers.  Meanwhile, we wait an entire hour to find out who the castoff is.

The theme of the lame packages tonight was "Infomercial Parodies."  Some actually ended up to be pretty cute.  David Hasselhoff came back to play a lawyer named, "The Sledgehammer," who promised to get the dancers retribution for their time on DWTS.  

The Performers tonight were Jason Derulo and Shakira.  Not too impressed with Jason Darulo.  Buuut, 

Shakira rocks.  Somehow, she found 4 backup dancers who can do what she does.  I've never seen anyone dance like Shakira before.  Anyway, she sang "I'm Crazy, but you like it."  And she wore a bikini top and sparkly hammer pants.  Basically, she's hot.  She made the show tonight.  Her performance on last season's show was pretty amazing too.  Hard to pick a favorite.  Jason Darulo could barely catch his breath when performing, BTW.  

Anyway, after watching the Shakira portion of the show 500 times, and fast forwarding through Jason Darulo's ballad (made even more painful by the random dancers fast modern dancing to his singing.  WHY do they do that?!) I found out that the castoff was Florence Henderson.  I have to say that it was time for her to go.  Her dance routines were getting downright weird.  And if I had to listen to my girlfriend call her FLAR-ence one more time, I was going to throw the dinner at the TV.  

Bye, FLO!



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